|Violet is not this little anymore, but neither am I. |
Also: Not to brag or anything, but I kept that fern alive all summer.
|She loves it when I do this; don't let her fool you.|
|A basic summary of my magical summer in the NC mountains.|
|My first split-second thought when I saw this bear lumbering through the yard was, |
"Gosh, Franco needs to lose some weight." I'm not even kidding.
|Me, knocked up, on an invigorating walk to Tasti-D's, |
detouring through Central Park, months before I became the slob I am today.