My brain is an endless abyss only of pop culture knowledge, filled with dark, cobweb-filled corners that store the stupidest and most worthless facts. Occasionally, I can use this knowledge to earn respect from some, pity from others, and free shots from the Irish trivia MC.
How do I get a gig like this guy? He goes around to bars running trivia games, being unfriendly, and saying lots of terrible, filthy words, some of which I haven't heard since my last viewing of Trainspotting. These are all things I could excel at: knowing stupid things and cursing. The unfriendliness might be difficult, but I am always up for a challenge. I am pleased to say I have a new career goal if event planning, administrative assistance, farming, and blogging don't work out.
Anyone who can tell me how the character below was killed off her TV show* gets a free Cats in Baths bumper sticker!**
*This is so, so freaking easy.
**We don't really have these.