This week I have done a fabulous job of retaining the two pounds I gained last week, which was the first week of the alcohol bender cleverly disguised as business school pre-term. That can mean only one thing: last week, I consumed 7,000 unnecessary calories. That is equivalent to eating all the food you would normally eat, plus a Krispy Kreme bacon cheeseburger a day:
I suppose I went a little overboard on several occasions out of sheer excitement for these "networking" opportunities. I love meeting new people and let's be realistic about my arithmetical tendencies:
Math in 1st grade looks like this:
1 drink = 1 glass of milk.
Math in my house looks like this:
1 drink = 3 glasses of wine.
I probably won't pull myself together in time to try on bridesmaids' dresses this weekend for Anna's wedding, but maybe I'll manage to lose these two pounds prior to her wedding circa May 2011.