If you're anything like me, you have a job that involves sitting in front of a computer all day, and occasionally a lot of the time you need a brain vacation, so you check Perez Hilton to see what's going on with Snooki, Zac Efron, and the creme de la creme of gossip guilty pleasure: *B*R*I*T*N*E*Y*. And it turns out Perez is hosting some party in St. Tropez, so he's traveling, and his blog is just sitting there, stagnant, like Jennifer Aniston's astoundingly terrible box office record.
I'm sorry I haven't updated this blog all day. I know how you hang on my every word, and by "you," I mean Sandy H. and maybe one other person. I have been at a staff retreat. Here's a picture of a cat in a bath.
Seriously, will you look at how cute this guy is? He looks like he's trapped somewhere between enjoyment and complete terror.
I have been sick all week and was very disappointed that I had to wait so long to read/see/watch something new on your blog. You are contributing to my poor health! JK. But seriously, don't do this again...
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