I Wasn't Going To Watch Audrina's Reality Show, But I've Officially Changed My Mind

Unfortunately, the lovely, classy, talented Audrina was voted off Dancing With The Stars, and her completely belligerent and foul-mouthed mother had a LOT to say about it, and about the "tramps" on The Hills, "Jimmmmeh Kimball," and much, much more!

Thank you, Original Ceiling Eyes, and you're welcome, CiB readers!

Also: I hope this is me in 20 years.  Girlfriend is Cindy Crawford-hot at her age!