Then 3:30 p.m. rolls around and your brain starts to feel like it's growing cobwebs. You stand up, and feel kind of dizzy, so you sit back down. You decide you need some candy corn, so you should probably go get some. And then you eat the candy corn. And you sit back down.
The phone rings and it's a number you recognize, and you can't believe it, it isn't one you want to avoid! And then you have this conversation:
Leigh Ann: Hello, you big dodo brain.
Jeff: Hello, you smelly little stinkity stink stinkbug. Have you been annoying everyone today?
Leigh Ann: What are you doing tonight? Are you going to brink a dottle of wine... I mean drink a bottle of wine? And breat a brick ... I mean eat a brick of cheese? Jeez, my brain is turning into a big pile of macaroni and cheese.
Jeff: I wish your brain would turn into a big pile of macaroni and cheese. Then I would hold you upside down by your ankles over a plate and shake shake shake you until your head fell off, so I could eat it.
And then you realize the length of your day prior to this phone call was totally worthwhile.