The minute I laid eyes on this big, hairy guy and his smooshy pink tummy, I had to make him mine. His green eyes pierced my soul and then his sandpaper tongue licked my hand. Ew, and also, aw!
Meet Franco, birth name "Jordan." Jordan may be the worst cat name of all time which is why it has been changed. And obviously, "Franco" is the best cat name of all time. He's like a more formal, tuxedo-wearing version of Frank the Tank.
And no, he will not be getting a bath. That's ludicrous.