Another great way to lose weight and squeeze into those smaller sizes is to contract some sort of horrible infection. I lost 5 pounds last week when I had pink eye. Who knew a week of a weakened immune system was basically like taking 10 zumba classes?
Since I'm all better, I decided I had better get back to the gym this week; otherwise I will need to ingest a tapeworm to keep this up. On Monday, within 30 seconds of being on the elliptical, I was pretty sure my heart was going to explode. I decided 20 minutes of exercise was enough for this week.
I'm going to be so good next week. Two-a-days! 5 am wake-up calls! This is basically what I'm going to look like after a couple of weeks of working out again and it's going to be so awesome:
|There are really people at my gym who look like this.|