9.01.2010

R.I.P. Second Mouse In Three Days: A Memorial Tribute in Haiku

Little furry mouse
Still, gray, like an English morn'
On my countertop.

I saw you last night
Next to the leftover pork
Did it suit your taste?

Mere hours ago
I screamed like being murdered
Now you're dead.  Haha.

No twitching, movement
Eyes bulging, rigamortis
Ew ew ew ew ew.

Thanks for leaving your
Calling card on my flatware
Have to wash it all.

Speedy Gonzalez
Would have lived. Not you. You're more
Like Cousin Slowpoke.



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